the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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