No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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