I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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