I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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