you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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