Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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