Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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