"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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