"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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