Whats the glycemic index on semen?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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