Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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