I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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