Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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