No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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