I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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