Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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