so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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