I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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