Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Terrible idea I love it
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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