I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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