On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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