Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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