Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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