Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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