So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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