We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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