Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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