if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
