So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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