I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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