Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

plz talk dirty to me

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(845): View more from New York

tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree

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(214): View more from Texas

One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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(562): View more from California

The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom

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(217): View more from Illinois

Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?

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