Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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