Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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