i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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