Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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