How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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