I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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