I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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