I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
