nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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