Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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