does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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