I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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