WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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