I don't think brook has ever known best
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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