That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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