Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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