Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Never let your siblings swipe right.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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