belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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