he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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