omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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