He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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