i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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