I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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