1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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