I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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