spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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